Pirate Jack
I has sailed the seven seas plundering fat cat merchant ships in search of treasure of prized booty but I hav neva hurt anyone during my piratical career. I hav been known to tie up verry nawty peeps tho I hav to bee onest. A pirates life can bee a good life as long as yu do not get sea sicky fankfully I didn't and have sailed round the hole world and visited many strange and odd places and maybe one day I will tell yu a tail or two of my exploits and the many strange and bizarre peeps I have met on my travels