International Talk Like a Pirate day Post

Hello me heartys! As today be International talk like a sea dog tide I thought I had better do me post properly in full sea dog mode.
Last high tide' Pa be at his army thingy helpin' th kids swashbuckle the'r wars an' today he be thar again only 'tis th' big peeps warrin' wi' the'r wee army men. I dasn't really understand land wars an' be nay goin' t' try t' either but Pa enjoys 't an' 't means I get ma all t' myself which be cool ( especially when she be cookin' chicken pie fer our lunch ). Me cough be so much better now so th' new medicines seem t' be doin' the'r job but I be havin' t' go aft t' be seein' Anthony me doktor on Thursday t' check but I be nay worryin' too much. Ma an' I do a lot o' walks now as she be gettin' more used t' exercisin' again athough 't does make th' lass's joints hurt a lot but she says she dasn't mind on accoun' o' 't makes me happy. I still dasn't poo in th' yard but thats arrr too as she dasn't need t' hunt 't ou' huntin in th' grass fer it ( a major bonus she says ). Anyway today we be takin' 't easy as th' lass's noggin be hurtin' an' we be goin' t' watch a cheesy movie after our lunch an' jus' cuddle up together.
Hope ye all enjoy Sea dog tide
Licks & Wags
Captain Richie

 

PeeS. What else ye got? An' be quick about it, I be shippin' out soon! = If you need this translated let me know  Arrr