Monday, 18 October 2010

Bribed ! Who me ?

I gotz asked if I would takes bribe to reveal our big hoomungus secret……. well I would but I fink Ma would with hold all nommy teats for the next 87 years so it is not worth the risk in my little chavvie eyez.. I be totally sure yu will all fink it is worf the wait and yu will be verry happy aboutz it. Now I shall shut up abouts it but befor I do I has added a extra page to this bloggy and will be giving out little clues evvry day until the weekend. Now I has shut up !

Ma is worried abouts me at the moment , I will tell yu for why, it is becos of my feeties.  A long time ago I had a fraktured elbo and my left leggie doesn’t lift as well as it should and cos I walkz a bit funny I has stretched the tendons on my right footsie so now and then a stumble and sometimes I face plant.  Just lately though it has been happenin more often and I has been draggin my left footsie more than normal and my toenails are gettin reelly short and I gettin a sore tootsie.


Ma is tryin to sort out some kool boots to try and help me wiv this as it is startin to put a bit a bummer on my walkies and that just will not do at all. I likes my walks, they is my fun out ov the house times, it is the time I has a poop as I won’t poop in my garden ( don’t ask why I just don’t poop there ) and walkies is when I leave lots of pee mail and I gets to bark at fings I likes my walkies and I will not tolerate them being messed abouts wiv so there.

But I can understand me Ma gettin worried cos she only wants wots best fer me, last night she even let me have the sweetest spot on the bed so how can I complain really ? I can’t can I ? Ohh what it is to be lovved and coddled !

I is one mega happy pooch !





  1. A bribe! This is all very exciting. I can't IMAGINE what the surprise could be ...OK, mama is making me get off the computer now.

    Your pal, Pip

  2. We love our walkies too. TD was crying up a bit storm while Mom was out with just Phantom, but no worries, she came back and took Thunder and Ciara too. We hope the boots can help make your paws feel better.

    We looked at clue #2 and it looks like the forehead of some cute pup - reminds us of Minna K's new sister too.

    We can't wait for clue #3.

    Woos ~ Phantom, Thunder, and Ciara

  3. Your clues are really... sneaky. I can NOT get an idea to come to me. Darn it!!
    Sooooo sorry about your sore feetsies. I hope you get boot thingy or some other Paw Aide to help you. I know how much you love your walks.

  4. Richie,

    I am sorry you gots a BooBoo paw. I will send you puppy prayers to helps it get betters.

    Woofs and Licks,
    Maggie Mae

  5. Oooohhhh, I just loves a mystery!!!! I am putting my thinking cap on to figure this one out..........

    By the way, I just loves you Snoopy Happy Dance today!!! He always makes me smile.

    Take care of those toes...

  6. Hey there - Shiloh'n Shasta here. We r so very sorry your paw iz messed up - hope it duzn't hurt tu bad. Now u b shur tu let your mom du whatever tu make it better. An'we will b watchin'fer more cluez.

  7. Dear Ritchie, we hope your mom finds you some sturdy hiking booties to protect your footsies. In the meantime, maybe your mom can wrap your footsie with soft stuff and tape a baby sock over it for padding? Good luck, little buddy.

  8. Hope your boo boo paw gets better soon!

  9. This secret is just TOO exciting for me, Richie! I think I'm just pee right in the floor if I don't find out what it is soon! And, um, it's good for the, er, mystery furend to know that you won't take bribes. The mystery furend will have to think harder how to get it out of you.

    That is very sweet of your ma to take such good care of you and give you the good spot on the bed. You sure did end up in a Most Luving home and I know you feel soooooo lucky!

    Wiggles & Wags,

  10. Hi Richie! We are sorry that your foot is bothering you so much! We are sending you tons of purrs to feel better. We hope your mom can get you the boots so you will be ok and your paw won't get so beat up! We know she will do whatever it takes so you can have your walks with no problems!!

  11. Oh Richie...

    You reaaaaally got me sooo curious my friend.
    Your Mommy has nothing to worry about you spilling out the Big secret; you are very good at it.

    Sorry about your precious foot. I know your Mommy will put on it a cool boot so you will not miss your fun walks.

    Neeko :o)
    P.S. Pawsome theme on your bloggie!

  12. I am curiouser and curiouser but your countdown clocks have me confused. They are 1 day and 1 second different from each other. I can live with 1 second, but the whole day scares me!


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