I gotz asked if I would takes bribe to reveal our big hoomungus secret……. well I would but I fink Ma would with hold all nommy teats for the next 87 years so it is not worth the risk in my little chavvie eyez.. I be totally sure yu will all fink it is worf the wait and yu will be verry happy aboutz it. Now I shall shut up abouts it but befor I do I has added a extra page to this bloggy and will be giving out little clues evvry day until the weekend. Now I has shut up !
Ma is worried abouts me at the moment , I will tell yu for why, it is becos of my feeties. A long time ago I had a fraktured elbo and my left leggie doesn’t lift as well as it should and cos I walkz a bit funny I has stretched the tendons on my right footsie so now and then a stumble and sometimes I face plant. Just lately though it has been happenin more often and I has been draggin my left footsie more than normal and my toenails are gettin reelly short and I gettin a sore tootsie.
Ma is tryin to sort out some kool boots to try and help me wiv this as it is startin to put a bit a bummer on my walkies and that just will not do at all. I likes my walks, they is my fun out ov the house times, it is the time I has a poop as I won’t poop in my garden ( don’t ask why I just don’t poop there ) and walkies is when I leave lots of pee mail and I gets to bark at fings I likes my walkies and I will not tolerate them being messed abouts wiv so there.
But I can understand me Ma gettin worried cos she only wants wots best fer me, last night she even let me have the sweetest spot on the bed so how can I complain really ? I can’t can I ? Ohh what it is to be lovved and coddled !
I is one mega happy pooch !