Ma & Pa came home wiv a black dress wiv purple skull ‘n’ crossbones on it so eivver I am bein ‘done’ or Ma is turnin me into the YooKays 1st cross dressin pooch. It is most worrysom indeed I has been wrackin my little chavvie brain and I can come up wiv no ovver ideas why .
Ma ‘n’ Pa seem quite happy tho so I fink my one boy dangly bit is safe for now and I fink they would be more worried than happy if that was goin to be wot was happenin. I dunno but ity is givin me brain ache……….bol
PeeS. I really don’t fink this will suit me do you ?