It has been horrid ere in da nites as it been da nite to celebrate Guy Fawkes, hims tried to blow up som impawtant houses somwhere in da YooKay and fer some reason da two leggers finks dey should member dis by lettin off whizz bang flashy noisy fings.
Well I don’t likes em one bit so Ma has had me wrapped up snug in a blankie and been cuddling me as I been shakin, n pantin, I will be bloomin glad when dey all run outs ov the whizz bangers. I has a feelin tho that dey will be goin on fer a few more nites yets worse luck. I finks dey sux BIG TIME ! ! ! !
Me is off to beds now to hide under Ma’s big duvet