Ov days I haz had, can yu believe my little sista gotz herself arrested and frown into the cells at da cop shop, I finks she iz gonna turn outz to be a rite handful. Mind yu she gotz herself arrest-a-magated fer all da rite reasons I guess.
It all started wen Miss Puddle Duddles sayd she woz back……. most ov yu don’t know but Ronnii looks ups to Miss Puddles an she finks Miss Puddles iz da bestest fing since da invention ov rawhide chewies. So she gotz the idea into her head to go out an getz supplies fer celebratin wivs……………. well yu an me both know dat meens BEER ! Ronnii gots cheesy wotsits ( da nearest fings to cheetos we gotz in da YooKay ) then she wentz to get da beer. Dis is were she gotz unstuck cos she be UNDERAGE and dey carded her, wot does Ronnii pull outz to show dem……………… her library card day she had written on in pink crayon to make it lookz like an ID card.
Who dids she finks she woz fooling ? Well da sales girl sayd she had to checks it wiv her boss and she supposedly went to getz him next fing my sista know there is two police occifer dogs and two armed Hoo-man occifers next to herz.
Next fing she knowz dey slappin da cuffs
on her pawz, marchin her outz da store and puttin her in da paddy wagon !
She got tooked to da police station
an she woz charged wivs
‘ Attempting to procure alcohol using a false ID card ‘. She woz verry scareded by now cos she knew Ma would be evver so slightly cross wivs her. Da cop dogs told her she could make a phone call so she called me to go getz her out, she sayd I would need to pay £87 to getz her out and I should smash her kitty bank and getz her treat money out’
Fer dat amounts ov money I had to smash her Kitty bank
and my emergency treat money box
I was still a bit short so I had to rummage down da backs ov da couches and came up wivs enough loose change to make up for the shortfall. I sneakily snaffled Pa’s rumbly bus ticket fingy and I crept out ov da house, I got on da stinky, scary rumbly monstery bus fingy to da cop shop. I woz most nervous about going in cos I not be knowin wot to expect but da occifer on da desk was verry noce and kind and he tooked da £87 from me and said he would go and find da arrestin occifers to come talkz wivs me. Occifer Dan came out and he said dat Ronni woz showin she woz sorry and dat dey would lets her off wivs a stern warning and a good waggin ov dere finger at herz and dat we didn’t hav to pay da £87 as she woz just gettin a warning an he gave dat backs to me. Wot a relief dat woz cos I fort we would go treatless fer a long time. He den went and gots my naughty sista who came out lookin very sorry fer herself and rather ashamed too ( so she should as well ), I fink the whole situation had really scareded her lots. I gave her a big hug and told her it woz okays cos I had not toldz Ma or Pa and we would keeps it as our secret. To say she woz most happi bout that wood be puttin it mildly.
She has been a little quiet since we got back buts me finks dat the whole ordeal just tired her out big stylee. Like I sayd at da beginning she did it fer all da rite reasons…………. celebrating da Lovely Miss Puddles return but in future if she wants beer fer celebratin I will be going to getz it fer her………………..bol.
PeeS. Not sure how we going to explain away our broken money boxes tho……….BOL