Well yesterday I dids introduce yu all to my nu pal Norbert.
Well he was my surprise gift from my bestest buddy Pip, Me n Ronnii are soooo lucky to havs such a wonderous furiend as him. I do luvs my nu pal, me n hims hav had some long talks already butt I must confess me is strugglin wivs learnin his language of Sqeeek-a-ma-long. Fankfully we manage to make ourselves understood butt I am goin to see if Alien has a multi-galacticical-translatory-ma-bob-gizmo he could lets me borrow.
From da wonderful JD & Max we did gets a sooper di dooper seleck-shun box ovs nommy treatables, Da Momster had hidden it away from us so it was a mahoosive surprise. It was very kinds ovs yu to be finkin ovs us.
When we all gots up on Crimbo morn da Santy Paws had been and our stockin was stuffed ova flowin, we was most lucky we did gets speshul dog mince pies n dog treats from Percy, pigs ears, cows ears, turkey stuffed bones, a pawesome nu bed ( which da sista dids show yu all ) and from da sista I gots some nommy chewy sticks, a turkey stuffed bone n somefing else thats I will show yu all later.
Here is a photy ovs some ovs my giftys
Now dat super tennis ball dumbell it do sqeek n da doggy in da middle him does talks to yu, dere yu is all snuggled up wivs him sound alseeps when yu roll ova on him, den him talks at yu , wakes yu n makes yu jump ! ! Dem dis comes in my Secret Santa from TLDR along wivs lots of nommables includin the most pawesome Roast Chicken shortbread bones YUMMO ! ! ! ! !
FANK YU SECRET SANTA me luvs evry fing yu did carefully chose fer me.
Now befor me does continue I must issue dis for Health n Safety reasons.
Okays here is wots da sista did gets me
ANTLERS ! ! ! ! Can yu beleeves it ? Heres me spendin 87 gazillion pounds on a diamond collar fer her n she gets me ANTLERS ! ! She has such a sense ovs fun dat girly bless her, Da Momster fort dey was kewl ( nd so do I reely butts don’t let her know dat…..Bol ).
Now wivs my wart ( which me had not long caught so it looks all red ) n me antlers on I finks me makes a kewl rainydeer ! Wots do yu fink ?
Now Da Momster gots some lovely fings from Da Popster she dis gets a sooper fleecy Mickey Mouse Nightshirt, some warm pj bottoms a most soft n snuggly dressing gown in a print Angel sista Molly would havs luvved plus some sleep masks becos lots ovs light comes in her bedroom at nite time. Momster fort she should test dem all out so she putted dem all on so her did just dat and ovs course to test out sleepy time stuffs one needs to lay down so dats just what her dis n fell asleep……BOL Dis is wot her did looks like ( Ohhh me is so gonna get it fer dis butts me not care cos her looks Soooooooooooo very funny )
Told yu her looked most funny didnt I.
We had da most Pawesome First Crimbo in our foreva home, me n Ronni finks we is so lucky to have great pawrents n a nice comfy house dat is geared towards us, our lounge is full ovs comfy beds, blankies n pillows fer us to sleeps on, sofas we are allowed on, even in Da Momsters bedroom dere is a speshul small box chair so we can gets onto da bed easily so it is a kewl place to be.
At da end ovs da day da bestest Crimbo gift in da world we has by da ton n dat is luv. I luvs Da Momster, Da Popster and me even luvs my annoying little sista Ronnii and da best bit ovs all is dey all luvs me back too.
Okays I dids put up funny photys ovs Da Momster so only fair I puts dese ones ups ovs me inDa Momsters bed late Crimbo nite.
NO LAUGHING ! !
So Dat was our Crimbo, I hopes yu all hads a sooper di dooper splendiferous one likes we all dids.