Got her butt into gear and posted off our cards on Saturday, Ronnii n me is starting to gets excited about this Santa Paws dude now butts I is puzzled. Ifs hims brings parcels round why is the pile under our tree gettin bigger n bigger ? This be perplexin me very much indeed. Ma went out again today and she was gone for at least 87 hours if not more and she did come home wiv masses ov bags n fings, then she went mad wiv sticky tape n ribbons n bows…………… ohhh it is too much fer me little chavvie brain.
Now onto a serious fing now can you imagine what daft Ma wants me to wear on this Crimbo day fing ………….. well can you ? Ohhh my paws it is so undognified to put it politely and fer an ex pirate well it makes more dan just me timbers shiver I can tell you.
Oh the shame of it all !