Ohhh Wowsers ! Is all I can say . Alien lives in da kewlest castle n him has a spa pool n hooj gardens wivs so many places to pee it be unreal. Everyone is looking real smart n dandy, Miss Asta is bartending with style n grace but boy does she makes a wicked ‘tini’ it has mades my head spin.
I still hav not been brave enough even with all Miss Asta ‘tini’ courage to tell the lady I dream about how I feel butt I will puts my Valentine post up fer her tonight and den da world will know. Oh heck I is most nervous bouts dis, what if she don’t like me or somefings my little chavvie heart will just break in 87 gazillion bits.
Ohh I do finks I has eaten too many cheetos or hads too many ‘tinis’ I better go and havs a sleep now, best find dat sista ovs mine first. ‘Has anyone seen Miss Bossy Knickers ? ‘ I spect she is off chasing a certain fellow we all know n luvs I will catch up wivs her later.
I is off for a snooze now
Laters yu lovely lot