Well, Errrrr, Ummmmm, I Don’t Know How To Say Dis Butt………

Somefing has happened and it has me all flummoxed. I fort wivs Sista Bossy Knickers as da hopsital I would havs a nice quiet time wivs Da Momster jus likes we dis before Ronnii came. BUTT ( an it is a big butt jus like Da Momsters ….bol ) I miss her bein here ! ! I know I was totally gob smacked by dis realizashun. It is too quiet wivs out her toes trip trappin cross da floor, her nose snufflin round tryin to hides her treats , her funny’ help me up on da couch will yu Moms ‘ whinge & her squeaky bottom burps. Who would havs thunk that I would feel likes dis ?

Fankfully she will be home later n I can looks after her, Mr Dog-tor dude is da bestest in da world so I knows my sista will okay doky fine wivs him butts I jus want her home FAST.

 

 

Luvs

Richie ( Proud Big Bruvver }

Sista Ronnii Is Havin Da Surgery

tomorrow mornin. Da Momster fort sista Ronnii had poop stuck to her butt last nites butt it was somefing pokin out from where somefing should not be pokin out. So she was taken to da Dog-tor dis morning and her has to havs a hoperation in da mornin. She has a semi necrotic polyp ….. poor sista ovs mine. Her also be gettin her toofies cleaned at da same time to saves her havin more knock out sleepy stuff again later . Da vet man said dis is not her season fing becos him finks she is way older den we all fort her be more like 11 den 6 so me just a bit ovs a saucy boy keep bein interested in her rear end so him also don’t fink she needs a whowho-ectomy to use Frankies words….Bol.

Da Momster said Ronnii was eva so good while da Dog-tor was proddin n pokin around her lady part n she didn’t complain not once I be most proud ovs Miss Bossy Knickers !

So wee is goin to be makin big fusses ovs her for da next few days n I will be tryin to keep my libido under control as well.

 

Luvs

Richie

A Proud Big Bruvver