HA HA We did gets one

ovs my sista today looking uber cutes n her has an elasticy fing in so her can’t shake it out ……….. Da Momster is learnin ….bol .

Even I has to admit her does look ravver sweet

 

Luv

Richie

Feelin

A bits better, slowly but surely I will gets dere. Da Moms says I has to takes fings slowly cos dis has knocked me fer six what ever dat means…………..bol. Fankfully tho I has not lose my bark n can still much to Ronnii’s disgust…………….mwahhaahaa.

I wants to fanks everyone who is helping me , all ovs us here appreciates it so very much. We has renamed Da Momster she is now known as Da Emotional Blub Monster or EBM fer short, her do get leaky ova so many fings at da moment butts I guess dat be hoo-mans fer yu. Strange bunch dat dem is .

Me n Da EBM is goin fer a short stroll soon just us which will do us both some good as she is not liking goin out at da moment n her tries to avoid it ifs she can butts me is not lettin her gets away wivs dat cos I is refusin to poop in da yard today so her has to go out …. der be method in my madness BOL

I is lookin forward to da banquet at da weekend butts me will be bringin some speshul delicate tummy noms wivs me ( deep joy cos me would rather havs Pips cheesy burgers ), I may even be persuaded to dress up as somefing sill yu neva know

 

See yu all soon me must drag EBM out cos me needs to poop like NOW

Luv

Richie

Valentines Day

Is comin soon nd Ronni & me has mades ours already, if yu would likes us to make one fer your beloved please lets us know and we will do our best fer yu all. We do enjoy doin this kind ov fing nd it keeps us n Da Momster busy which is a good fing.

I is also goin to be makin a question-hair for prospective suitors to my little sista to fills in , cos I has to keep her safe from Lotharios,  Cads n Bounders .  After all I has da moral duty to her as her big bruvver wouldn’t yu agree ? It’s not dat I don’t trust ovver boys dogs butt Ronnii is very easily led and I just worry bouts her all ovs da time. It is my job after all !

I is feeling a lot better now, I fink all da whinging n moanin I had been doin put me all out ov sorts, I would likes to fank yu all fer your kind wishes fer me.

Me n Da Momster is headin to beds now so Nite All n Sweet Dreams. Keep warm n snugs all ovs yu .

 

Luv

Richie

 

PeeS.   I has done da Question-Hair n will be postin it very soon

She is a

Strumpet and that is all I have to say on the subject right now !

 

Luvs

Richie

Well, Errrrr, Ummmmm, I Don’t Know How To Say Dis Butt………

Somefing has happened and it has me all flummoxed. I fort wivs Sista Bossy Knickers as da hopsital I would havs a nice quiet time wivs Da Momster jus likes we dis before Ronnii came. BUTT ( an it is a big butt jus like Da Momsters ….bol ) I miss her bein here ! ! I know I was totally gob smacked by dis realizashun. It is too quiet wivs out her toes trip trappin cross da floor, her nose snufflin round tryin to hides her treats , her funny’ help me up on da couch will yu Moms ‘ whinge & her squeaky bottom burps. Who would havs thunk that I would feel likes dis ?

Fankfully she will be home later n I can looks after her, Mr Dog-tor dude is da bestest in da world so I knows my sista will okay doky fine wivs him butts I jus want her home FAST.

 

 

Luvs

Richie ( Proud Big Bruvver }

Frankies Pawrents Pressies

Furst ov all a BIG Fank Yu to Frankie fer hosting this fun event it is soo kewl ov yu dude !

Okays Fer Ma

1st fing I would gets her would be a ranch in Bandera, Texas not a mahoosive one but wivs enough land fer her to havs some horses and go riding in da hill country. She loves Texas wiv all her heart and would loves to live dere one day , if she could not live in Bandera she would get a house in da Woodland in Hooston so she could be near her very bestest furiend in da whole wide world as she misses her big muchly.

2nd fing I would getz her would be hair extenshuns as she hates her hair short and misses having long hair

3rd fing I would gets fer her would be a uber kick butt digital SLR camera as she luvs to take photys ovs me n Ronnii.

Dere are so many ovver fings I would likes to get fer her dat I wood wear my paws out puttin em all on here so I shall moves on to Pa now.

 

Fer my Pa I would buy hims an Aston Martin DB5 as hims does love dem so much

den I would gets him a big huge mega powerful tescalope so hims could star gaze to hims hearts content, hims might even see da man in da moon

( ohh Spooky da man in da moon look like da Queenies son )

and den I woulds buy him a proper litesaber not a replica butts a real live one kos me just knows he would adore dat.

Again dere be lots ovs fings I could putz down for hims but I would be here evven longer den……….BOL !

So Happy Friday Evvery body

Luvs

Richie

Oh My What A Couple

Ov days I haz had, can yu believe my little sista gotz herself arrested and frown into the cells at da cop shop, I finks she iz gonna turn outz to be a rite handful. Mind yu she gotz herself arrest-a-magated fer all da rite reasons I guess.

It all started wen Miss Puddle Duddles sayd she woz back……. most ov yu don’t know but Ronnii looks ups to Miss Puddles an she finks Miss Puddles iz da bestest fing since da invention ov rawhide chewies. So she gotz the idea into her head to go out an getz supplies fer celebratin wivs……………. well yu an me both know dat meens BEER ! Ronnii gots cheesy wotsits ( da nearest fings to cheetos we gotz in da YooKay ) then she wentz to get da beer. Dis is were she gotz unstuck cos she be UNDERAGE and dey carded her, wot does Ronnii pull outz to show dem……………… her library card day she had written on in pink crayon to make it lookz like an ID card.

Who dids she finks she woz fooling ?  Well da sales girl sayd she had to checks it wiv her boss and she supposedly went to getz him next fing my sista know there is two police occifer dogs and two armed Hoo-man occifers next to herz.

Next fing she knowz dey slappin da cuffs

on her pawz, marchin her outz da store and puttin her in da paddy wagon  !

She got tooked to da police station

an she woz charged wivs

‘ Attempting to procure alcohol using a false ID card ‘. She woz verry scareded by now cos she knew Ma would be evver so slightly cross wivs her. Da cop dogs told her she could make a phone call so she called me to go getz her out, she sayd I would need to pay £87 to getz her out and I should smash her kitty bank and getz her treat money out’

Fer dat amounts ov money I had to smash her Kitty bank

and my emergency treat money box

I was still a bit short so I had to rummage down da backs ov da couches and came up wivs enough loose change to make up for the shortfall. I sneakily snaffled Pa’s rumbly bus ticket fingy and I crept out ov da house, I got on da stinky, scary rumbly monstery bus fingy to da cop shop. I woz most nervous about going in cos I not be knowin wot to expect but da occifer on da desk was verry noce and kind and he tooked da £87 from me and said he would go and find da arrestin occifers to come talkz wivs me. Occifer Dan came out and he said dat Ronni woz showin she woz sorry and dat dey would lets her off wivs a stern warning and a good waggin ov dere finger at herz and dat we didn’t hav to pay da £87 as she woz just gettin a warning an he gave dat backs to me. Wot a relief dat woz cos I fort we would go treatless fer a long time. He den went and gots my naughty sista who came out lookin very sorry fer herself and rather ashamed too ( so she should as well ), I fink the whole situation had really scareded her lots. I gave her a big hug and told her it woz okays cos I had not toldz Ma or Pa and we would keeps it as our secret. To say she woz most happi bout that wood be puttin it mildly.

She has been a little quiet since we got back buts me finks dat the whole ordeal just tired her out big stylee. Like I sayd at da beginning she did it fer all da rite reasons…………. celebrating da Lovely Miss Puddles return but in future if she wants beer fer celebratin I will be going to getz it fer her………………..bol.

Luv

Richie

 

PeeS. Not sure how we going to explain away our broken money boxes tho……….BOL

No posts Until

I haz managed to getz Ronnii sprung from the cop shop…………. long story will fill yu all in wen she home.

Luvs

Richie

Fer Puddle Duddles

My dear furiend Puddles is havin lots ov worries rite now, butts I wants her to know that me, Ronnii and Ma are all finking ov her and over her girl Abigail and her Mom. We be sending our bestest power of da paw forts and prayers fer you all. Puddles be a strong girl and she will be there support her Mom and her girly to da verry best ovs her ability. Lots ov peeps tease Puddles all in a verry good natured way ov course but we all knows how great she she be and what a sooper girl she be too. I feels verry lucky to be her furiend.

Puddles you dont be worrying bouts us in bloggy land you concentrate on fings at home rite now. Just remember Puddle Duddles we all luvs yu and are here fer yu if yu needs us.

So ifs yu could pop over to Puddles blog and leave her a message ovs support dat she can be readin when she gets back I sure would be appreciatin it. Fank You

Luvs

Richie

Blog The Change

As most of yu know I am a Little Dog Rescue sponsor dog which basically means I belong the TLDR and they pay for all my medical care but I get to live wiv my Ma ‘n’ Pa for the rest of my life, the same as Angel sister Molly. I get treated as if I am Ma ‘n’ Pa s dog tho same as Molly which is uber cool.

The Little Dog Rescue haz foster Moms and foster families all ovver the country and when a new doglet comes in they go to a foster Mom for a while and are assessed and if in need of medical treatment they take care of that and as some ov the dogs ave been abuzed they getz the much need TLC and patient caring needed no matter how long it takes. There are a few like me wiv long term health issues who will never be put up for rehoming because ov our problems and like me they are all in forever foster homes.

TLDR also have dogs in special care which means they ave long term medical or emotional problems that have to be resolved before they can be put up fer rehoming and it can take months or even years until they are ready. They are so careful about matching a dog to the right forever home too and at present they have 13 dogs looking for new homes so please stop by and have a look at all the wonderful work they do and meet some of the dogs, have a look at the sponsor dogs section as yu will find me there and do also look at the dogs receiving special care and read some ov their stories. Even after bein cruelly treated all ov these dogz ave such big hearts and just want to lov someone and to be loved the same as all ov us.

Anyhoo thats be my be the change post and before I go let me just shout somefing out.

I AM VERRY PROUD TO BE A LITTLE DOG RESCUE DOG & FANK YU  TAKIN CARE OV ME

Big Lovs

Richie

( Who will neva wear a dress no matter wot ! }

I be worried now

Ma & Pa came home wiv a black dress wiv purple skull ‘n’ crossbones on it so eivver I am bein ‘done’ or Ma is turnin me into the YooKays 1st cross dressin pooch. It is most worrysom indeed I has been wrackin my little chavvie brain and I can come up wiv no ovver ideas why .

Ma ‘n’ Pa seem quite happy tho so I fink my one boy dangly bit is safe for now and I fink they would be more worried than happy if that was goin to be wot was happenin. I dunno but ity is givin me brain ache……….bol

Lovs

Richie

PeeS. I really don’t fink this will suit me do you ?

Hmmmm

There is somefing goin on now I be sure ov it, I ave seen Ma grinnin gormlessly at a photy on her lappytop so me finks that could have somefing to do wiv it buts I not sure at all and it is most confusticatin me. I wish she would tell me wots goin on bloomin woman and Pa well he is all ov a dither too. Now I know I not be goin anywhere and I don’t fink they are goin anywhere as there be no cases out or anyfing so maybe someone is comin here, wot do yu all fink ?

 

Lovs

a Confoozled

Richie

Toby Update

My angel sister Molly told you all abouts Toby The Doxie

Toby’s big scar

who lost the use of his back legs after he be havin surjery on his back bone. Well I wos finking I aut to lets yu all know how he be doin now.

Toby laxin on the sofa

Well his Mom got him a stroller like Molly had but he was not liking it at all and then she had a lightbulb moment and she fort ‘AHA Wheels ‘ so she wents and ordered him some custom made wheels How kool is that ? Anyways the wheels done arrived and Toby shuffled over, had a good sniff and then licked them just like he be knowin they be fer him. He be one smart Doxie that Toby thats fer sure.

Anyhoo Toby took to his wheels like a duck to water and he was soon whizzin about like mad. Now when ever him and his sis see their Mom gettin the wheels out they get all excited as they be knowing it is walkies time. Look at the video below to see how he goes mega zoomies wivs his wheels.

Toby doin zoomies

Best of all the wheels be helpin his legs get stronger and he can now stand up on his own fer a little while how Pawesome is that. His Mom be so happy and so be my Ma . When my Ma saw the vids of Toby going zoomies her eyeballs went all leaky but my Ma has a tendency to get leaky these days……….bol.

When Ma was at the show last weekend she met Toby’s real life dog Mom and his two legger Mom which was way cool and my Ma had lots of cuddles wivs Grace.

My Ma wivs Toby’s Mom Grace

So as yu can be seein Toby is doin lots better now, I will keep yu all up to date as and when there is more news. I wants to fank yu all fer yor paw power that yu all sents him it sure nuff did help him .

With Lovs

Richie

Friday Finkings

Well Ma said I was little Captain shouty again yesterday but today I be her little . Why ye be askin is I her little start well when she wents off for her reevoo today she left her web-a-ma-cam on to see if I did my Captain Shouty impression and guess what…………….. I DID……BOL. But it was only for a little while then I be goin off and sleeping. Well except for when I had a mahoosive whizz up the kitchen chair leg totally missing the peein on pad fing she left for me to go on. She had even sprayed the chair n table legs wiv anti pee spray HA that showed her tho.

I did feel a bit mean tho when she gots back as she was so happy to be seein me as he fings didn’t go the way she was hopin and she had a wee blub then said come on my boy we be going out. So we went out and I whizzed up a few trees and we hopped on thos bus fings I am not keen on buts I sat on Ma’s lap wivout one whinge all the way to Hythe to the shop to see my Angel Sisters Aunty Twirly Sue and Pa was there. I fink Ma was hopin Pa would come home wiv us buts he really really wanted to go to astromenni club so he went and Aunty Twirly WHirly Sue cane home wivs us instead which was nice. She had drinkies wivs Ma ( that yucksome koffee stuff bleurgh !) and I be giving Aunty T-W-Sue lots of lovs and cuddles and she then saw just how totally lovverly I can be when I not be shoutin.

Ma is trying out some touch ferapy on me to see if that will help wivs me being a wee shouty beastie and I must be sayin it is most nice so far specially when she be doin it on me ears so p’raps there be somefing in it.

Rite I be off now as it is cold here and I need to be gettin Ma to put our heatin on so’s we can snuggles down and watch the rest of our Brad Pitt movie all warm n snug.

Nite All

Wags ‘n’ Arrrrrr’s

Richie

Write A Post Help A Dog !

 

As most of you know I am a rescue dog and I am sponsored by The Little Dog Rescue who pay for all my medical bills as I have a few health problems like my Angel sister Molly also. We were two of the lucky ones, like my furiend Pip we are writing posts to help raise awareness for dogs in rescue. Pip pointed out that only 1 out of 10 dogs and 1 out 12 cats ever find homes that is not good enough and things really DO need to change and soon. You can help …. Please adopt a rescue dog or cat, volunteer to help at a rescue centre, donate ( not just money but supplies, food, blankets or any thing shelters need ), do a sponsored walk every little helps and even the smallest thing can make a huge difference to a dog or cat in a shelter or rescue centre.

 

How can you help today? Write a post between September 16th and September 19th and Pedigree will donate a 20-pound bag of food to an animal shelter. Just include the bullets listed here, and add the direct link to your blog post to the Blog Hop below.

• Each year, more than 4 million dogs end up in shelters and breed rescue organizations. Pedigree created The PEDIGREE Adoption Drive to help shine a spotlight on the plight of these homeless dogs.

• This year the PEDIGREE Adoption Drive is raising awareness for homeless dogs by donating a bowl of food to shelter dogs for everyone who becomes a "Fan" or "Likes" the PEDIGREE Adoption Drive on Facebook. So far more than 1 million bowls have been donated.

• Special for BlogPaws West: For each blog that posts about the PEDIGREE Adoption Drive through September 19, PEDIGREE will donate a bag of its new Healthy Longevity Food for Dogs to shelters nationwide. It's simple: Write a post, help a dog

When you are done writing your post head over to Life with Dogs and join the special PEDIGREE Blog Hop

Thank You ! From the bottom of my hinky heart.

Richie…………….. A Dog Saved By The Little Dog Rescue  in Great Britain.

I am bored wiv log titles now

Today I be workin hard wiv Ma on making my surprise fur tomorrows post. It has taken me ages to get it all done but Ma has been showin me how too use paint and ovver photo editin gizmos. I fink it will take a while to get the hang ov them properly but I be pleased wiv my result and you will see it on the morrow. Pa has had th day off today which was nice we had lots ov snuggles this morn as he let Ma sleep in and just as well too as she has lost her talkin voice………..bol. No tellins off for Pa for a couple of dayz then which be good for him I say. Me she don’t be tellin me off cos I be behavin well all the time ( well that be my story anyhow and I not be changing it ….bol.) I do hav the odd shout meself evvery once in a while but I soon stop, Ma says it be me way ov letting evveryone know I be around but how could they not be noticin a handsom sea dog likes meself ?

Ma took my photo last nite wiv me and a certain cuddly toy.

Ma had this bear for her 1st evva dog Sam nearly 15 years ago and he has been helping her new dogs settle in evva since so she gets a bit soggy eyed evvry time a new one of us snuggles down wiv him the 1st time. I fink Peter Polar Bear be lookin mighty good fur his age don’t yu ?

That be about all from ere fur now sea yu all on the morrow.

Luv