Somefing Shocking

Mangobone Dog Toy ! !

Shock & Horror to say da very least

Luv

Richie

Barkin Wivs Da Happi’s

 

cos da sun is shinin n da sky is blue. Today is a good day !

 

Luv

Richie

Ohhhh Revenge Was Sweet

BOL I has had my revenge on Tooty butt sista so we is now even so I is hopin dat be da end ovs it butt knowin Little Miss Bossy Britches as I do she will gets me again. I has to say it is fun havin a sista, yes she can be SOOOOOOOOOO bossy and yes she can be a major pain in da rear and yes she can whinge n whine fur England ( ifs it was an Olympic sport she woulds win gold every time ) butts she is good fun n she has da bestest sense of humour and she be so lovin n carin.

I admit it here cos yu all know dis is true anyhow  butt this is a fact I declare dis for da worlds to know dat I Richie White do Luvs my sista Ronnii verry much

She may be a pain butts she is my pain

 

Luvs

Richie ( Proud Big Bruvver )

Has Yu Seen What She has Done Now ?

My soppy, silly sista has advertised fer a fella ? Can yu believes dat ? Well all I has to say on da subject is any potential beaus will havs to gets past me. I havs very high standards fer my sista, not just any dog will do yu know….. Butt me finks she has her eye on someone already cos I did catch her lookin at Valentine cards . Big soppy one wiv pink love hearts on dem n all manner ov silly love struck puppies n stuff

her likes da soppy ones butt me I fink dees one be more fun

 

nd I did find one just perfect fer a certain someone

………BOL.

Now onto somefing serious Da Momster founds a list ovs da top 10 weirdest dog toys nd she said to Popster she should get me da one at number one !  I hopes she was jokin ! Now if yu is ovs a delicate nature please do not click on da LINKY, I has cropped dis photy fer decencies sake….BOL

Dere be some very odd toys designed fer us yu know but dere be one designed speshully wiv Puddles in minds it is number seven on da list we is going to try n gets one.

 

Luv

Richie

YAY Congrats Mayzie

On your whole year of bloggyin !

To celebrates dis momentus okayshun Mayzie is havin a commentathon TODAY ! !

For every comment her gets today her Moms is going to donates 25 scents ( up to 100 green papers ) to Second Chance Animal Rescue Foundation , dis be da place dat rescued da most beeyooteous Miss Mayzie PLUS dats not all Mayzies Momster has also said One lucky, drawn-at-random commentor will also gets a MATCHING DONATION sent to the rescue or shelter of their choice! So that means if we raise 100 green papers for Second Chance, another rescue gets 100 green papers, too! How kewl is dat ?

So whats yu all waitin fer gets ova dere as soon as her has done her posty and gets commentin. I has been moan in a lots lately as yu all know butts today I has has been moan n badgerin Da Momster to sends some ovs my treats money to Second Chance Animal Rescue Foundation and hers has finally agreeds we can makes a donation to fanks dem fer rescuing such a wonderful girl as Mayzie so as soon as her papers in is da bank next weeks we will be doin just dat . We dat is me, Ronnii n Da Momster feels we gets such a lots ovs support from all ovs yu dat its da least we can do to supports yu all in such a small way . We do so appresheate all ovs yo so very much yu know.

Now anuvver fing yu can all do is votes for Ziggy him is Mayzies furend Ziggy has entered a picture contest and if you click on that “I Voted for Ziggy” sticker, you can go vote for him, too! And maybe it’ll even help him find his forever home! You can vote every 12 hours and you don’t even have to register to do it! now I has voted already twice so gets votin yu lovely lot just click on da piccy below.

Rite that be all da peace Da Momster is gettin from me now cos I can feel my snores comin on now.

Nite all

Luv

Richie

 

PeeS. We gots some herbal calmin pills  ( Scullcap & Valerian )fer me from da dog-tor today paws crossed dey helps

Sista Ronnii Is Havin Da Surgery

tomorrow mornin. Da Momster fort sista Ronnii had poop stuck to her butt last nites butt it was somefing pokin out from where somefing should not be pokin out. So she was taken to da Dog-tor dis morning and her has to havs a hoperation in da mornin. She has a semi necrotic polyp ….. poor sista ovs mine. Her also be gettin her toofies cleaned at da same time to saves her havin more knock out sleepy stuff again later . Da vet man said dis is not her season fing becos him finks she is way older den we all fort her be more like 11 den 6 so me just a bit ovs a saucy boy keep bein interested in her rear end so him also don’t fink she needs a whowho-ectomy to use Frankies words….Bol.

Da Momster said Ronnii was eva so good while da Dog-tor was proddin n pokin around her lady part n she didn’t complain not once I be most proud ovs Miss Bossy Knickers !

So wee is goin to be makin big fusses ovs her for da next few days n I will be tryin to keep my libido under control as well.

 

Luvs

Richie

A Proud Big Bruvver

My 1st Crimbo

Well yesterday I dids introduce yu all to my nu pal Norbert.

Well he was my surprise gift from my bestest buddy Pip, Me n Ronnii are soooo lucky to havs such a wonderous furiend as him. I do luvs my nu pal, me n hims hav had some long talks already butt I must confess me is strugglin wivs learnin his language of Sqeeek-a-ma-long. Fankfully we manage to make ourselves understood butt I am goin to see if Alien has a multi-galacticical-translatory-ma-bob-gizmo he could lets me borrow.

From da wonderful JD & Max we did gets a sooper di dooper seleck-shun box ovs nommy treatables, Da Momster had hidden it away from us so it was a mahoosive surprise. It was very kinds ovs yu to be finkin ovs us.

 

When we all gots up on Crimbo morn da Santy Paws had been and our stockin was stuffed ova flowin, we was most lucky we did gets speshul dog mince pies n dog treats from Percy, pigs ears, cows ears, turkey stuffed bones, a pawesome nu bed ( which da sista dids show yu all ) and from da sista I gots some nommy chewy sticks, a turkey stuffed bone n somefing else thats I will show yu all later.

Here is a photy ovs some ovs my giftys

Now dat super tennis ball dumbell it do sqeek n da doggy in da middle him does talks to yu, dere yu is all snuggled up wivs him sound alseeps when yu roll ova on him, den him talks at yu , wakes yu n makes yu jump ! ! Dem dis comes in my Secret Santa from TLDR along wivs lots of nommables includin the most pawesome Roast Chicken shortbread bones YUMMO ! ! ! ! !

FANK YU SECRET SANTA me luvs evry fing yu did carefully chose fer me.

Now befor me does continue I must issue dis for Health n Safety reasons.

Okays here is wots da sista did gets me

ANTLERS ! ! ! ! Can yu beleeves it ? Heres me spendin 87 gazillion pounds on a diamond collar fer her n she gets me ANTLERS ! ! She has such a sense ovs fun dat girly bless her, Da Momster fort dey was kewl ( nd so do I reely butts don’t let her know dat…..Bol ).

Now wivs my wart ( which me had not long caught so it looks all red ) n me antlers on I finks me makes a kewl rainydeer ! Wots do yu fink ?

Now Da Momster gots some lovely fings from Da Popster she dis gets a sooper fleecy Mickey Mouse Nightshirt, some warm pj bottoms a most soft n snuggly dressing gown in a print Angel sista Molly would havs luvved plus some sleep masks becos lots ovs light comes in her bedroom at nite time. Momster fort she should test dem all out so she putted dem all on so her did just dat and ovs course to test out sleepy  time stuffs one needs to lay down so dats just what her dis n fell asleep……BOL Dis is wot her did looks like ( Ohhh me is so gonna get it fer dis butts me not care cos her looks Soooooooooooo very funny )

 

Told yu her looked most funny didnt I.

We had da most Pawesome First Crimbo in our foreva home, me n Ronni finks we is so lucky to have great pawrents n a nice comfy house dat is geared towards us, our lounge is full ovs comfy beds, blankies n pillows fer us to sleeps on, sofas we are allowed on, even in Da Momsters bedroom dere is a speshul small box chair so we can gets onto da bed easily so it is a kewl place to be.

At da end ovs da day da bestest Crimbo gift in da world we has by da ton n dat is luv. I luvs Da Momster, Da Popster and me even luvs my annoying little sista Ronnii and da best bit ovs all is dey all luvs me back too.

Okays I dids put up funny photys ovs Da Momster so only fair I puts dese ones ups ovs me inDa Momsters bed late Crimbo nite.

NO LAUGHING ! !

 

So Dat was our Crimbo, I hopes yu all hads a sooper di dooper splendiferous one likes we all dids.

Luvs

Richie

Lorenza has da sickies

 

 

Some ovs yu may know Lorenza she is a fiesty adorable daxie who livs in Mexico. Well Lorenza is verry special to our family as hers was da first dog in blogville to eva leave a comment on Angel Sista Mollys blog. Now Lorenza has been havin a little bloggy break butts her moms has posted yesterday dat she is in da hopsital and has surgery ! She had da red stuff in her pee pee last week so she wents fer an X ray which showed her had stones in her kiddlys so her doktor put her in fer da surgery, while she was havin da surgery her doktor found a small mass inside her. He has sents a bit ovs da mass fer tests, so Lorenzas Mama is most worried fer her as yu can imagines so could all my furiends please drop by and send her power of da paw healin forts and leaves Miss Veronica some comfortin words.  Just in case dere is some ovs yu who don’y know lovely Lorenza here be a few photys ovs her

dis is her at 9 weeks old

 

 

 

Her has da most mahoosive wardrobe ovs clothes I has eva known !

Fank yu all in advance

Lots ov Luvs

 

Richie

Theres Snow Business Like

Like Pa havin a snow day !  We has had snow walkies den Auntie Wilma n Uncle Fred came to play wiv us like dey did last nite. We played snowballs n da hoo-mans mades a little snow dude.

He be wearin one of Ma’s funny hair fings he did looks odd I has to say…..Bol. Ma n Pa stuck glow sticks on him when it started gettin dark.

It be 8 firty pm ere now and da snow iz still comin down hard me n sis be hopin Pa gets anuvver snow day tomorrow cos da snow angel Ma made earlier today has all filled in n I wants her to do annuver one den Pa can take a photy ov it.

I am settlin down wivs sis now which is relievin Ma  now end as she wos gettin really worried about me cos ovs me heart problem n she fort I was unhappy. She wos so worried she was finking somefing reely unfinkable to her an to me, I fink becos Sissy woz not showin visible signs ov bein in da season Ma fort I was just havin prob adjustin and was unhappy as well as being saucy butts she spoked to someone who tolds her girl dogs can havs da season and not show any signs sometimes so she now finks dats what it is. Specially as Sissy keeps wagglin her behinds at me now………. most unbecomin in a young lady…..BOL !

 

All me can say now is bring on Crimbo and Let it snow more ! ! ! !

 

Lovs A Happier

Richie

The Story Of Me

Furst ov all let me say a big FANK YU to Frankie for hostin dis Fanksgiving Story ov Me . . . . Nice One Frankie !

Sekondly

Happy Turkey Day fer all ovs yu across the big pond, hope yu all havs a great day wivs lots ov Yummy Noms

 

I is supposed to write abouts my adoption but I can’t really do that as I have not been adopted. So I will start at the beginning so you know the whole story about how I can to live wiv my Ma.

I was collected from the dog pound in early August by a sooper lady called Eileen, we don’t know fully how I came to be in the pound just I was found tied up. Eileen tooked me to her house and there was lots of other dogs there and I got on well wiv all of them but my best friend there was Rio Beanie Pocket Dragon who is a Chinese Crested Puppy.

When I first got to Aunty Eileen's I didn’t realise she was part of the Wonderful Rescue group called The Little Dog Rescue but I soon learned all about it from the other dogs. Aunty Eileen cared for me as if I was one of her own like Rio, she loved me, hugged me, kept me clean and fed me very well. I had to have a check at the vets because as you may know I have only one eye and one test-a-ma-cal, bad toothies, a huge wart on my nose and I have problems with my feet. So off I was taken to the vets who then found out I also had a serious heart condition so I could not haves surgery to fix my teeth, wart or nadger and I have to take heart medicines too.

Because of all my problems and my age ( around 12 to 13 ) the lovely ladies at The Little Dog Rescue decided I should not be put up for re homing but should become a sponsored doggy instead. This means I will always belong to The Little Dog Rescue and they will pay for my medical bills and be responsible for me as long as I live. Now Aunty Eileen knew that Ma was looking for a companion/bruvver for Angel Sista Molly so I was taken round to visit for a while. Well me and Molly hit it off really well which was pawesome as Molly was very choosy and she chose me to be her bruvver………. I was so happy that she wanted little me to be her very own bruvver.

Sadly as you know this was not meant to be as my Sweet Sister had to leave for the Rainbow Bridge before I got here. As you can imagine Ma n Pa were absolutely devastated beyond words. But through their sadness they decided that because Molly had chosen me for herself they still wanted me to come and lives with them. So I did and I have not looked back ( well I do now and then and when I do I thank Molly for choosing me ), I get so much attention and fuss becos Ma is here all day and now I have a new sista Ronnii. So I get to spend the rest of my life with my Ma, Pa and Ronnii surrounded by love and lots of snuggles. I may not belong to them officially like Ronnii does but as far as they and I am concerned I am theirs and they are mine.

 

Luv

Richie

Gremlin in My House

Oh my DOGNESS ! I have a Gremlin in my house

Fankfully it isn’t the scary kind tho.

Luvs

Richie

WOW ! It’s Thursday Already

Ohhhhh I has the urge to spill the beens buts I so don’t wanna spoil Ma’s secret surprise, we is all so excited abouts it and if I be onest I is a wee bit nervous too but by Sunday nite all will be reveeled. Oh I is gonna change the subject quick before my snout runs away wivs me.

My Sooper Auntie Eileen came to see me today she was my foster Mom before Ma and she was angel sista Mollys foster mom too so as you can imagine she is uber special to me and Ma. It was so lovely to see her and I got lots and lots of sooper huggles and bigs lovs from her which was pawesome. She bought me some little boots to save my tootsie but I ave to be honest I don’t likes em at all but I will keep at it wivs em or Ma says she will takes me to the doktor and we don’t want that now. Auntie Eileen  had a great foot about claw covers so Ma will looks into that first before the doktor as it may work better fer me. Then Auntie Wilma and Uncle Fred came fer visits too which was evven more pawesome cos they took me for a stroll buts Uncle Fred was weird he tooks his cup of tea wivs him ……….. he is a funny one I finks I will hav to watch him yu know.

Anyway thats about all fer my day yesterday.

Hopes all is well wiv yu all

Lovs

Richie

There Be Shenanigans Afoot

Ma has been looking at fings like this

and like this

Now call me suspishus if you like but there be no way she be lookin at fings like that fer me, what do yu all fink ?

Am I rite to be finkin somefing is going on or am I barkin up the wrong tree ?

 

Wiv Lovs

Richie

Uber Power Of The Paw Needed

For Wilf and his family, his family have just learned he has an inoperable tumour and has very little time left. My heart is extra heavy as Digby ( Wilfs bruvver ) only crossed the bridge 5 months ago. So if you have a moment please stop by Wilfs blog and let him and his family know yu be finking of them all. Thank Yu my furiends.

Brave Sweet Wilf.

 

Wiv Lovs

Richie

I be sad today

My furiend Minna’s bruvver has crossed the rainbow bridge and my heart be heavy for her and her family. Please drop by and let her know you be finking of them all. You all be in our forts and our prayers  Minna

Wiv Lovs

Richie

I Bark Konspiracy and Dessershun !

It would seem that thar has been a konspiracy goin on under me nose, me pirate matey Pip, Peachey Puddles the Pickle and Frankie the Fearless ave been konspirin to surprise me Ma.  Surprise her they did so much so she sat down on me kitchen floor  (when she should have been kookin me meetloaf) and she started leakin from her eyes. I could not figure out why she be leakin like a dang babbie until I invest-a-ma-gated properly. So I stuck me nose in me Ma’s fairly large lap and found parcel rappins, a fancy empty box and an enveloppe. Hmmm I fort so I poked about some more and I soon be smellin ovver dogs, I be smellin travellin dogs specifikally certain road dogs so the plot fikens. I fort I better give me Ma a lick or two to help her get a grip ( and wiv my breaf it soon bought her to her senses …… bol ). She frusted a card under my snout and read it to me and blow me britches  that Pip and his pawesome Mom had bid on Frankies and the Road dogs Moms auction for a sooper-dee-dooper hand made special road dogs mom pendant in aid of Miss Shelbys fund and they had bid on it and won  it specially for my Ma, it had arrived in the suspishus parcel and GUESS WHAT ? It had my Angel Sister Mollys name on it so now you can see why my Ma’s eye wos leakin so much and wasn’t that one ov the most kindest, nicest most fortful and caring fings you has evver heard of ? It really has given my Ma a hooj boost as she has been a bit low since her revoo. It turns out tho that Peachey Puddles the Pickle, Frankie the Fearless and their Moms were in on the konspiracy as well but I be most glad as this was the koolest konspracy evver konspired in my finking anyways. so a big MAHOOSIVE FANK YU to them for their sekret keepins and a anuvver MAHOOSIVE FANK YU  to me Pirate matey Pip and his Mom for carin about my Ma and my Angel Sister Molly so much I is verry much grateful to yu both. Yu are verry speshul to me and to my Ma .

Now onto the dessershun part ov me title, me Ma is leavin me alone wiv me Pa for the weekend while she goes off to stay wiv a LDR furiend and too attend Herts Game and Country show were TLDR will be fundraising. Evven tho it will do Ma good too get away fur a couple of days it will be mucho weirdo wivouts her here. Fankfully once she had pulled herself togevver she kooked my meetloaf and some nice doggy stews to keep me well fed while she be gone dunno whats Pa is gonna do tho……………………BOL. So I probably won’t be postin until me Ma comes back home again eek……. Home Alone wiv Pa what will we do ?

Watch this space I finks for future piktorial postins ov this weekend.

Wags ‘n’ Arrrrr’s

Richie

Doktors Again Today

I be havin to go to see my dok-tor Anthony today to see if my medikayshuns be doin their job okays. I not coughing so much now which be most good buts I still wheezy and Ma says my tickker still keeps jumpin around in way it not be supposed to. I not be lettin it worry me and I still be demanding walkies of course and cuddles and fings frown for me to go get again so life is still hunky dory.

Ma says I was a pickle on Monday as I had a bit of a shouty day and she said I was drivin her up da wall……………. she be a strange one yu know, she don’t be havin a motor-mobile and if she did it would not be fitting frew the door fer her to even try and drive it up a wall and wait fer it………………. She can’t drive anyways !!! I can see I be havin to keep my eye on her as she could be a sandwich short of a picnic yu know……………….bol.

She took me to the beach on Monday which was nice until she laughed at me when I turned tail and ran away from the sea… she said I was a bit of a sad pirate if I didn’t like the sea. What does she know huh ? I like the sea fine buts I be likin it warm like in the Caribbean not bloomin freezing cold like in Folkestone but it was good to feel the salt breeze ( breeze who be I kidding it was wind more like a force nine gale ……….. I could be exagermaratin a wee bit there tho for poetik reasons )  on me face and sand under me paws again .

Anyways catch yu all again after I be seein the medikal man.

Woofs ‘n’ Wags

Richie

Captains Log day 3

I got tooked to sea the doktor today ! Guess wot I hav to go in next week and hav my toothies done, my wart done and my gentleman’s bits sorted ! Well ye could have pushed me overboard and called me Cintheeia I wos not expekting it done at the same time. Still it be all out ov the way I guess but I be tellin ye this I hav neva and will neva wear a hornswoggling lampshade on me ol noggin. I got tooked on a nuw mode of perambulation as well today , it wos a big blue beast ov a fing butt it be havin comfy seatables so I be liking it quite a bit. I hav also been down to the canal for a wander around and a good ol sniff about which wos most welcome, some ov the smells were foreign to me . I fink one ov the niffs belonged to this scurvy varmint I spied lurking about

I not be sure wot he is butt he is not a salty sea dog that be fur sure.

I wos sad to find out that baby Molly has crossed the bridge butt I know she be wiv my angel sister who will be luvin her big time along wiv her bruvver Tucker. I be hopin Miss Shelby is doing ok she has been such a brave lass and I be full ov admiration fur her and for her peeps.

I be findin the welcome I be gettin in bloggydom so amazin I can see why my Angel sister enjoyed herself so much here and I be knowin she was plannin a competition or two so I be hopin to carry her ideas forward in the future. She has left all her notes, plans n plottins on this here machine so I be able to work from all ov them so watch this space.

That be about it fur my fird day here I be off to practice shouting Go Vikings fur later tonight.

Yo Ho Me Hearties