Doktors Again Today

I be havin to go to see my dok-tor Anthony today to see if my medikayshuns be doin their job okays. I not coughing so much now which be most good buts I still wheezy and Ma says my tickker still keeps jumpin around in way it not be supposed to. I not be lettin it worry me and I still be demanding walkies of course and cuddles and fings frown for me to go get again so life is still hunky dory.

Ma says I was a pickle on Monday as I had a bit of a shouty day and she said I was drivin her up da wall……………. she be a strange one yu know, she don’t be havin a motor-mobile and if she did it would not be fitting frew the door fer her to even try and drive it up a wall and wait fer it………………. She can’t drive anyways !!! I can see I be havin to keep my eye on her as she could be a sandwich short of a picnic yu know……………….bol.

She took me to the beach on Monday which was nice until she laughed at me when I turned tail and ran away from the sea… she said I was a bit of a sad pirate if I didn’t like the sea. What does she know huh ? I like the sea fine buts I be likin it warm like in the Caribbean not bloomin freezing cold like in Folkestone but it was good to feel the salt breeze ( breeze who be I kidding it was wind more like a force nine gale ……….. I could be exagermaratin a wee bit there tho for poetik reasons )  on me face and sand under me paws again .

Anyways catch yu all again after I be seein the medikal man.

Woofs ‘n’ Wags

Richie