I Bark Konspiracy and Dessershun !

It would seem that thar has been a konspiracy goin on under me nose, me pirate matey Pip, Peachey Puddles the Pickle and Frankie the Fearless ave been konspirin to surprise me Ma.  Surprise her they did so much so she sat down on me kitchen floor  (when she should have been kookin me meetloaf) and she started leakin from her eyes. I could not figure out why she be leakin like a dang babbie until I invest-a-ma-gated properly. So I stuck me nose in me Ma’s fairly large lap and found parcel rappins, a fancy empty box and an enveloppe. Hmmm I fort so I poked about some more and I soon be smellin ovver dogs, I be smellin travellin dogs specifikally certain road dogs so the plot fikens. I fort I better give me Ma a lick or two to help her get a grip ( and wiv my breaf it soon bought her to her senses …… bol ). She frusted a card under my snout and read it to me and blow me britches  that Pip and his pawesome Mom had bid on Frankies and the Road dogs Moms auction for a sooper-dee-dooper hand made special road dogs mom pendant in aid of Miss Shelbys fund and they had bid on it and won  it specially for my Ma, it had arrived in the suspishus parcel and GUESS WHAT ? It had my Angel Sister Mollys name on it so now you can see why my Ma’s eye wos leakin so much and wasn’t that one ov the most kindest, nicest most fortful and caring fings you has evver heard of ? It really has given my Ma a hooj boost as she has been a bit low since her revoo. It turns out tho that Peachey Puddles the Pickle, Frankie the Fearless and their Moms were in on the konspiracy as well but I be most glad as this was the koolest konspracy evver konspired in my finking anyways. so a big MAHOOSIVE FANK YU to them for their sekret keepins and a anuvver MAHOOSIVE FANK YU  to me Pirate matey Pip and his Mom for carin about my Ma and my Angel Sister Molly so much I is verry much grateful to yu both. Yu are verry speshul to me and to my Ma .

Now onto the dessershun part ov me title, me Ma is leavin me alone wiv me Pa for the weekend while she goes off to stay wiv a LDR furiend and too attend Herts Game and Country show were TLDR will be fundraising. Evven tho it will do Ma good too get away fur a couple of days it will be mucho weirdo wivouts her here. Fankfully once she had pulled herself togevver she kooked my meetloaf and some nice doggy stews to keep me well fed while she be gone dunno whats Pa is gonna do tho……………………BOL. So I probably won’t be postin until me Ma comes back home again eek……. Home Alone wiv Pa what will we do ?

Watch this space I finks for future piktorial postins ov this weekend.

Wags ‘n’ Arrrrr’s

Richie