I wasn’t sure which section I should enter butt after much talkin wivs Da Momster n Sista Miss Bossy Knickers we decided it should be da Good Ol’ Boy Section. Why I hears yu all bark ? Well lets me elaborate further
Under dis headin is
1. Is yor nickname Bubba ? Well no butts I do havs ova nicknames such as Stinky, cuddle bunny ( pleese don’t asks ), Captain Sprinkles, and occasionally I gets called LEAVE dunno why tho….BOL
2. Is your favourite activity lounging about watching football or the home shopping network on the picture box ?
I havs to say I luvs to lounge, in fact I has made it my mission in life to lounge whereva and when eva I can and whom eve I can
as yu can see
On Sistas Butt
On Da Momster
On Sistas Butt Again
On Cute Tiddley-Peeps.
3. Are your beds placed strategically so as not to strain yourself actually walking should you feel a nap coming on?
Well I has two couches wivs blankies on, a bed beside da radiator next to my preferred couch, two vet bed fluffys in fronts ovs da telly box and a big brown bed rite in front ovs Da ova couch. Add to dat I has Da Momsters bed which she finks is hers butts is really mine so I fink I has dat covered.
4. Do you fart and / or snore with great abandon?
Well I can’t say I has beard me snore butts I has been tolds I do perhaps dis may helps. Da audio is me snoring ( Da Momster dids tapes me how evil is dat ?
As fer da Fartin well I confess I lets my gas out evry chance I gets an it makes Da Momster runs fer cover or pass out an sista hides her nose wen I lets it out or she runs away
Sista hidin her nose from da noxious fumes from my butt……BOL
5. Do you drink beer and eat beef jerky?
I try my bestest to gets beer butt I is thwarted in my attempts by Da Wicked Momster who says its bad fer me butts wen she not around well yu know how us guys can be. I luvs jerky ovs all flavours n I adores a good nommy bone
6. Are you an easy going, whatever, kind of guy or gal?
I be most easy goin Da Momster says so therefore it must be true , I never lets fings gets to me or worry me, I even chilled outs now about tho whizz, bang, flashy fings dat fly in da sky on July 4th n Nov 5th. Dey used to freek me outs big stylee butts now I just snuggle in da blankie n ignores dem so me be a most chilled outs dog.
7. Do your humans ever tell you, "You're just a good old boy ?
My Momster is always tellin me I am a good boy well except wen I is bein a pickle, dis doesn’t happen often tho fankfully. Wen we goes up to sleepy at nites we has speshul snuggles an I gets told I am da bestest, goodest boy in da whole yooniverse which makes me feel uber happies.
I fink dat abouts covers all da sections. I don’t minds if I don’t win or anyfing cos I has had funs makin my entry n I finks Angel Sista Molly would be most pleased wivs my entry which means da world to me. If it wasn’t fer Angel Sista Molly choosin me to be her bruvver I wouldn’t be here to do an entry at all so dis is fer both ovs us .
Good Lucks to every one who is enterin