I Am Kinda Busy

This week lookin after Da Momster, she not feelin to bright today but I know she will be okays cos her says she is like a rubber ball she soon bounces back again.  So please excuse if’s me ‘n’ Ronnii dont comment much dis week , we will reads everyone postys because dem always makes Da Momster smile and we likes it when her smiles so we will be keepin up wivs yu all just maybe not commentin too much.

Plus I am busy plottin nd plannin fer Ronniis Birfday in April. I know it seems ages away butt it isn’t dat far really n we is havin a pawty fer her well two actually a real life in da fur pawty n a blog party too. I has no idea how to organise all ovs dis so I will havs to talk to Mayzie butts any suggestions fer da theme fer her pawty woulds be most goodly. I was finking maybe a Fiesta or a limbo pawty butts not sure whats a well dressed dog woulds wear fer dat.

Anyway me is off to tucks Mom back up in bed now n snuggle down wivs her. Dis hoo-man do take some lookin after yu know……..bol

 

Luv

Richie

WOOHOO ! Da Popster is

1 year older as ovs now

Happy Birfday Popster

We hopes yu has a most wonderous day cos yu do deserve it . We does luvs yu so very much yu know.

Lots Ovs Luv, Licks, Snuggles & Woofs

Richie ‘n’ Ronnii

xx  xx        xxxxxx

OHH ERR

Da Momster is at end ovs her tevver wivs me moanin, she knows it’s not my fault but it gettin her down now n I really cants stop myself. It’s just Ronnii smells so delicious to me. So today after me moanin for two hours solids her dids take me out we wents into town on da bus and we visited Da Popster at work, den we went to see Chrissy n Linda at da shop but I went all shouty there too. Moms finks it because  our house n all ovs moms jumpers n stuff smell likes Ronnii too poor Momster ! Den we wents on a long bus ride all round town n we hads a walk on our local ( safe fer small dogs ) field which has beautiful views ova da sea before we headed down da road to da harbour. We had a walk on da beach n Mom let me havs a little run off lead which was most kewl till da sea chased me n me didn’t like dat one bit so I did shout at it. After dat we walked ups the hill which is da old high street n headed fer da bus station, when we gots on da bus me fell asleep n Da Momster nodded off too daft ol fing dat her is……bol. Butt luckily her did wake up in time to ring da bell fer our stop. When we got in Ronnii was most happy to see us butts off I went into whinge mode again butt fankfully all da exershun ovs da mornin has shattered me so I is havin da odd quiet moment too ( can yu hear Da Momster cheerin ? ). Now dis is all well n good butts Da Poor old Momster is absolutely pooped out now I jus be so fankful her does luvs me loads cos lots ovs people woulds hav given up on me by now

 

Luv

Richie

 

PeeS. Fank Yu all fer your kinds forts from yesterday I didn’ts want to go into detail too much butts if yu wants to know all abouts it yu can read abouts it on Da Momsters bloggy HERE.

My Mango Minster 2011 Entry

I wasn’t sure which section I should enter butt after much talkin wivs Da Momster n Sista Miss Bossy Knickers we decided it should be da Good Ol’ Boy Section. Why I hears yu all bark ? Well lets me elaborate further

Under dis headin is

1. Is yor nickname Bubba ?  Well no butts I do havs ova nicknames such as Stinky, cuddle bunny ( pleese don’t asks ), Captain Sprinkles, and occasionally I gets called LEAVE dunno why tho….BOL

2.   Is your favourite activity lounging about watching football or the home shopping network on the picture box ?

I havs to say I luvs to lounge, in fact I has made it my mission in life to lounge whereva and when eva I can and whom eve I can

as yu can see

On Sistas Butt

On Da Momster

On Sistas Butt Again

On Cute Tiddley-Peeps.

3.  Are your beds placed strategically so as not to strain yourself actually walking should you feel a nap coming on?

Well I has two couches wivs blankies on, a bed beside da radiator next to my preferred couch, two vet bed fluffys in fronts ovs da telly box and a big brown bed rite in front ovs Da ova couch. Add to dat I has Da Momsters bed which she finks is hers butts is really mine so I fink I has dat covered.

4.  Do you fart and / or snore with great abandon?

Well I can’t say I has beard me snore butts I has been tolds I do perhaps dis may helps. Da audio is me snoring ( Da Momster dids tapes me how evil is dat ?

As fer da Fartin well I confess I lets my gas out evry chance I gets an it makes Da Momster runs fer cover or pass out an sista hides her nose wen I lets it out or she runs away

Sista hidin her nose from da noxious fumes from my butt……BOL

5. Do you drink beer and eat beef jerky?

I try my bestest to gets beer butt I is thwarted in my attempts by Da Wicked Momster who says its bad fer me butts wen she not around well yu know how us guys can be. I luvs jerky ovs all flavours n I adores a good nommy bone

 

 

 

 

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMM !

6. Are you an easy going, whatever, kind of guy or gal?

I be most easy goin Da Momster says so therefore it must be true , I never lets fings gets to me or worry me, I even chilled outs now about tho whizz, bang, flashy fings dat fly in da sky on July 4th n Nov 5th. Dey used to freek me outs big stylee butts now I just snuggle in da blankie n ignores dem so me be a most chilled outs dog.

7. Do your humans ever tell you, "You're just a good old boy ?

My Momster is always tellin me I am a good boy well except wen I is bein a pickle, dis doesn’t happen often tho fankfully. Wen we goes up to sleepy at nites we has speshul snuggles an I gets told I am da bestest, goodest boy in da whole yooniverse which makes me feel uber happies.

I fink dat abouts covers all da sections. I don’t minds if I don’t win or anyfing cos I has had funs makin my entry n I finks Angel Sista Molly would be most pleased wivs my entry which means da world to me. If it wasn’t fer Angel Sista Molly choosin me to be her bruvver I wouldn’t be here to do an entry at all so dis is fer both ovs us .

 

Good Lucks to every one who is enterin

Luvs

Richie

I Be A Bit Saucy

Normal services will be rezoomed as soon as I start behavin a bits better. Ma has her hands full wivs me rite now ( I hung my ‘andsome head in shame as I typed dat ). It’s not my fault ‘onest  it’s not, I just be wantin to do wot comes natural. Ma says I be a bit ovs a horndog rite now not too sure wot she means eggsaktly. All I knows is me hormones be ragin and Ronnii be gettin most peeved wivs me, Ma says she can’t deal wivs me whinin all day long butts me is a MAN after all…..BOL.

Ma is goin internets huntin fer somefing called bromide wotever dat is, I finks she is jokin as she do laff wen she be sayin it. I jus hopes I stop feelin likes I am soon so me n RoRo can go back to havin fun, cuddles and walkies again.

I be most sorry I not been keepin up on me blogs reedin butt I bin chasin Ronnii left, rite n centre n Ma has been keepin us aparts I promise normal service will be rezoomin as soon as me libido be decreasin.

 

Luvs

A Very ‘Barressed

Richie

Power Ov Da Paw Needed

Our furiend Chrissie ( she makes da clothes fer sista Ronnii ) well her Man be in da hopsital and is proper poorly, now mee n Ronnii do luvs Chrissie so please finks of her Roger fer us and hopes he gets better real soon.

Also Miss Blueberry be under da weather as well as she has had an icky lump removed from her most pretty noggin and she be under da Dr Vet so we is wishing she be gettin better verry soon too.

Now most magnificent Mango Dude has been visited by da same monster dat sometime visits my ma ………… da evil SeeZure monster.

Dis monster be most sneeky an it creeps up on yu when yu is all unawares and makes yu go all wobbly n odd, now dat be scary enuff fer a hoo-man an dey understand it kinda butts us dogs don’t getz it or understands it. It makes us all befuddled n bewildered n bemused and all kinds ov uvver B words. So lets all finks really hard and try to fink this monster away from da Mango Dude n if dat fails we may just have to go beat da monster up until it leaves our Mango alone.

Sweet Shelby had her first heartworm treatment yesterday and me been finkin ov her all ov last nite an been sending her da most positive forts, me hopes she is home soon an feelin much better.

and finally Da lovely Wilf, he is slowing down a bit now but making lots of pawsitive memories for hims hoo-mans fer dems to fink back on an smile when he is no longer around. Hims family is being most brave by sharing his journey wiv us all and wiv such beautiful posts it makes Ma go all leaky. So lots of paw power fer dem too pleese.

Wiv Luvs

Richie

Long Legs and Miss Maggie

I wents to Miss Maggies bloggy today and she as posted a sooper dooper video-ma-bobs ovs her playing wivs her furiend Archie, now mosts ovs yu know the loverly Miss Maggie and how beeyootifuls she is and how long her leggies be don’t yu ?

Well my pal Pip said she has such long legs she shuld be a soopermodel well I has googled soopermodels wivs the longest legs and to be onest wivs yu they do not compare to Miss Maggies and in my little chavvie dog opinion dis model lady, her name be Dji Dieng

and she be verry pretty but she is not as pretty as our Marvellous Maggie. Now I know dat boy two leggers may finks she is prettier than Miss Maggie but us four leggy woofer boys would not be agreeing.

Maggie yu are a sooper model to me fer certain sure.

Edit

It has been bort to my attention that there be some verry very pretty ovver girly dogs ov the slightly shorter legged varyity. The point has been NOTED and I has to agree fer sure. Miss Puddles I fink yu be most perfect and beeyooteeus too.

Luvs

Richie

Fank Yu All

For the lovely welcomes fer my sista Ronnii, she be a bit overwelmed by it all at the moments bless her. She was being fostered wivs a lovely lady and was livin wivs 13 ovver doggys so I fink she is finding fings a bit quite here at the moments. So far tho she doin real good, she lovs walkies wivs me but she peed on my nose this morning buts that wos my fault fer havin me nose where I shouldn’t minds yu I has tried to return the favour……..Bol. We be havin a peein competition I fink cos when I pee she has to pee ovver mine and I has to be doin the same so it is great fun. Ma fort she was goin to be smaller than she is so the clothes we had got her were too small so Ma tooks her out to Aunty Chrissies shop to gets her some nu ones and she has a sweet basic wardrobe now which is cool and she has a sooper spiffy Christmas outfit too. She is a bit camera shy too buts hopefully that will change when she feels more settled. I finks Me and Sis will has a chat about maybe guest spottin in each ovvers bloggys when she feels more comfy abouts the whole bloggin fing ( she be a smidge shy maybe Puddles coulds giv her some tips…………… hmmmm maybe that not such a good idea as I don’t finks Ronnii has evver hads beer before…….BOL ).

I finally gots to meet my Aunty Su tonights she lives in Wizz-Kon-Cin and has been ovver visitin the muvver-land and seeing her kidlets ( they is growed up ones ), she is reelly reelly loverly and I be likin her lots n lots. I wos sad when she left and hopes she comes back soon as she was most pawesome in her fuss givins and she didn’t minds at all when I gots all shouty. I must go and reads her bloggy in the morning as she writes fun stuff yu know.

Before I drags Ma ups to bed can I ask if anyone has heard from Miss Mayzie ? She has been verry quiet fer a couple ov days and I wos wonderin if she be alright . Please also scuse if we don’t get round to commentin on all ov yor blogs but we concentratin on gettins the little sis all settled in buts we are readin them even if we don’t be leavin comments. Fanks fer beings such understandin, wonderful furiends.

Lovs

Richie

Anuvver For Frankie

In honour ov your postie today Frankie my furiend

 

Lovs

Richie

Fings

Round ere ave been pretty quiet lately as Ma needs her rest right now. I ave been keeping a verry close eye on her and givin her uber snuggles and lovs which she seems to be appreciatin my efforts  so I guess I be doin good. Pa has taken this week off of work so that Ma can rest and he can be takin me on me walkies, I likes it when Pa is at home. Pa takes me to a field on our walks and we play ball and I really enjoy this special time wivs Pa as yu can see from this movin photy fing Pa took.

 

Yu can also hear my seriously uber ferocious bark it’s a real doozy of a bark accordin to Ma…………..bol !

Anyways thats about all from me fer now

Takes good care of your ownsomes and yor hoomans

Lovs

Richie

I be sorry

that I hav not been leaving too many comments on evvry ones bloggys but what wiv Ma going away and gettin herself in a tizzy last week and now she havin this jollop stuff this week I has been busy keepin my eye on her and Pa. I has been reading them all though and as soon as I don’t hav to keep my eye on fings ere I will be leavin my paw prints again.

I has also had an upset tummy and Ma ( the evil wuman ) would not let me eat at all yesterday so as yu can imagine I is hungry and she only letting me hav small noms today but more often than normal. My upset is on the mend fankfully as it was no fun fer me or fer Ma tryin to clean up after me on walkies…………….bol. Poor wuman had to hold the bag under me butt at one point if I had not felt poorly I would hav laughed so much at the sight of it…………BOL.

Still even though she has had her stuff today she is goin to nip out and get me some nice gentle on the tum noms soon so she is not really that evil.  I knows she had a lovely weekend although it was very tiring fer her but she mets lots of lovely doglets and had a super time at her furiends house. She was a bit of a muppet tho as she forgots to take many pictures so only has photys of her pals three doglets and two ov them is girlys and serious cuties too I might add. I will ask Ma if she will lets me put them up here so I can show yu them.

Anyways thats all fer now, catch yu soon

Wags ‘n’ Arrrr’s

Richie